Terms of demonstration

Greeter Desk is an interactive satirical artifact, not a service offered for purchase or operational use.

No product or account

Accessing the fictional Harborlight Church tenant does not create an account, subscription, customer relationship, or license to surveillance technology. All controls operate against static data in your browser.

Permitted use

You may view and interact with this website as commentary, criticism, design work, or educational material. You may not represent Greeter Desk as an operating product or use its visual identity to solicit biometric data from real people.

No representations

Prices, certifications, customer names, metrics, testimonials, integrations, security claims, and product capabilities are fictional. References to third-party platforms illustrate the satire and do not imply partnership or endorsement.

No warranties

The demonstration is provided as-is. Its fake insights, scores, predictions, household relationships, and campaign outcomes should never be treated as factual or used to make decisions about a person.

Safety boundary

This project intentionally does not provide facial recognition, person search, webcam access, image upload, geocoding, ad synchronization, or data export. Attempts to convert it into an operational surveillance system fall outside its purpose and these terms.